I'm sorry that I offered to give you away as a part of the reward to find the big footed clown who is currently spoiling my entire summer.
Your Brother Watson
PS. Mom, am I still grounded?
PPS. I have been hearing all of these great stories about bloggers making it big with their own books and magazine articles. Well, Julie and Ree, you've got nothing' on me! I'm a published contributor to Love Notes, the official Ronald McDonald House of Winston-Salem newsletter. You may be getting a copy in the mail or you can check it out online here.
A joker with huge feet, possibly last seen
Your choice of:
a) 100 bacon flavor cookies
b) one slightly used chew toy in excellent condition
or c) An autographed photo, a stick I found yesterday in the front yard and 2 quarters, a nickel and a pretty green button that I discovered in the couch last week.